1: Write "[your name] needs" in the google search:
"Crazy Spaz needs his ritalin"

2: Write "[your name] looks " in the google search:
"Spaz looks really cool."

3: Write "[your name] makes" in the google search:
"Please make sure Spaz is the only culprit involved."

4: Write "[your name] hates" in the google search:
"THIS SPAZ HATES TO BE TOUCHED."

5: Write "[your name] comes" in the google search:
"Change is coming to Spaz." OBAMAAAAA

6: Write "[your name] loves" in the google search:
"spaz loves it"

7: Write "[your name] eats" in the google search:
"Spaz eats Brains."

8: Write "[your name] has" in the google search:
"Spaz has sex with Tomato"
"Spaz Has A Seizure While I Play Unfitting Music "

9: Write "[your name] wants" in the google search:
"Spaz wants me to tell you that he is just so happy to see you! He's also had a lot of coffee!"

10: Write "[your name] is" in the google search:
"SPAZ is Back" :V tell a friend.

I am skipping eleven because none of them were funny.